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- In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield. — Warren Buffett
- The library, I believe, is the last of our public institutions to which you can go without credentials. You don't even need… — Harry Golden
- I just bought a Lambourghini, I'm not even into racing with a windshield full of tickets cause I live right by the… — Drake
- I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
- I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner… — Unknown Author
- If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat. — Artie Shaw
- It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it… — Tim Pawlenty
- I opened fire when the whole windshield was black with the enemy . . . at minimum range . . . it… — Erich Hartmann
- When you’re in school, every little mistake is a permanent crack in your windshield. But in the real world, if you’re not… — Drew Houston
- That was the way it was that beautiful evening of cold November rain and muddy country roads and crazy windshield wipers. That… — Irene Hunt
- If you watched a movie about a guy who wanted a Volvo and worked for years to get it, you wouldn’t cry… — Donald Miller
- Dance music-as I keep saying, you can dance to a windshield wiper... a windshield wiper that's fairly steady gives you a beat… — Artie Shaw