Windshield Quotes

51 quotes by 48 authors

In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield. — Warren Buffett
The library, I believe, is the last of our public institutions to which you can go without credentials. You don't even need the sticker on… — Harry Golden
I just bought a Lambourghini, I'm not even into racing with a windshield full of tickets cause I live right by the station. — Drake
I got so much food spit back in my face when my kids were small, I put windshield wipers on my glasses. — Erma Bombeck
I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call… — David Koechner
If you wanna dance, a windshield wiper'll do it-all you need is a beat. — Artie Shaw
It's like Tiger Woods' wife, we should take a nine iron to the back windshield of big government spending and smash it out. — Tim Pawlenty
I opened fire when the whole windshield was black with the enemy . . . at minimum range . . . it doesn't matter what… — Erich Hartmann
When youâ€™re in school, every little mistake is a permanent crack in your windshield. But in the real world, if youâ€™re not swerving around and… — Drew Houston
That was the way it was that beautiful evening of cold November rain and muddy country roads and crazy windshield wipers. That was the moment… — Irene Hunt
If you watched a movie about a guy who wanted a Volvo and worked for years to get it, you wouldnâ€™t cry at the end… — Donald Miller
Dance music-as I keep saying, you can dance to a windshield wiper... a windshield wiper that's fairly steady gives you a beat and all you… — Artie Shaw
Sometimes I wish Marta were more loyal to me. Like the other day. The car parked next to ours had a real dirty windshield; so… — Jack Handey
When I started driving our old four-door green DeSoto, I always took Skip on my trips around town. I would get Skip to prop himself… — Willie Morris
I was wiser at 30 than I am now. My judgment was better at 12. If you look out the windshield of a Hyundai or… — Bill Withers
Through that windshield I saw a city that didnâ€™t know it was hungry and a reflection of a guy who was FREE. — Roy Choi
Five hours after presenting a ...lecture on cancer before an audience of about 400 in L.A., the windshield was shot out of my car on… — Ernst T. Krebs
There was a weird intimacy, sitting in a car together. Couples sat in cars. Cops and their partners. Strangers became unstrange, sharing a windshield view… — Jerry Stahl
I was driving down a familiar road one fall day when I almost drove off the road, the beauty was so intense. It looked as… — Sheila Walsh
I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was… — Ed Begley, Jr.

Who Wrote These Windshield Quotes

48 authors contributed a total of 51 Windshield Quotes, led by these top contributors: