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- Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
- If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex? — Stephen Colbert
- Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of… — Coolio
- I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a… — Rodney Dangerfield
- Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex."… — Cassandra Clare
- Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex? — Rick Riordan
- People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from… — Carol Burnett
- If Hip Hop is all smoke and mirrors, then I'm the Windex and a napkin New dudes is whack, some vet's is… — Joe Budden