Windex Quotes

8 quotes by 8 authors

• Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn
• If the eyes are the window to the soul, then why does it hurt when I spray them with Windex? — Stephen Colbert
• Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex. — Coolio
• I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought… — Rodney Dangerfield
• Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you… — Cassandra Clare
• Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex? — Rick Riordan
• People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I… — Carol Burnett
• If Hip Hop is all smoke and mirrors, then I'm the Windex and a napkin New dudes is whack, some vet's is has-been's Some were… — Joe Budden

Who Wrote These Windex Quotes

8 authors contributed a total of 8 Windex Quotes as follows:

• 1 Windex Quote by Rick Riordan
• 1 Windex Quote by Carol Burnett
• 1 Windex Quote by Joe Budden
• 1 Windex Quote by Gillian Flynn
• 1 Windex Quote by Stephen Colbert
• 1 Windex Quote by Coolio
• 1 Windex Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
• 1 Windex Quote by Cassandra Clare