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Will Quotes by Dave Barry
- It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that…
- It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
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