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Wife Quotes by Groucho Marx
- As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
- This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if she had never…
- One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.
- Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
- We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
- When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
- I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip
- In France, for example, it is not unusual for a husband to have a wife and a mistress. However, if in addition to these two…
- Some day there will have to be some new rules established about name-calling. I don't mean the routine cursing that goes on between husband and…
- Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
- Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
- Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
- Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!
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