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Why Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- Why would anybody want a friend?
- I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they…
- I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
- What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?
- You know why dogs have no money? No pockets. 'Cause they see change on the street all the time and it's driving them crazy. When…
- Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
- You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
- I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know…
- Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.
- Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they’re killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, let’s make up.…
- Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No…
- I do not know why anyone would host an awards show. No matter how unbelievably well you do at it, the only thing that can…
More Why Quotes
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin