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Why Quotes by Groucho Marx
- Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
- Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out?
- Firefly: Where is your husband? Mrs. Teasdale: Why, he's dead. Firefly: I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale: I was with…
- Firefly: Now that you're Secretary of War, what kind of an army do you think we oughta have? Chicolini: Well, I tell you what I…
- You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces
- Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to…
- I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing
- Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members.
- Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.
- Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
- Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?
- The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the…
- Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?" Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight.
- She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me.
- Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!
More Why Quotes
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I hate to look at the stuff I've written and consider what it means or why I do it. — J. J. Abrams
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes
- School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, so why practice? — Billie Joe Armstrong
- My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear of ulcers… — Desi Arnaz
- Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes. — Frank Abagnale
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe
- Lebanon was under Israeli occupation, up to its capital, but we did not consider that a disaster. Why? Because it was very… — Bashar al-Assad
- What I am interested in with birds, just as I am with spiders or monkeys, is what they do and why they… — David Attenborough
- The whole of science, and one is tempted to think the whole of the life of any thinking man, is trying to… — David Attenborough
- It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying… — David Attenborough
- I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. — Margaret Atwood