"The first part of the party of the……" — Groucho Marx
"The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?"
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Contract Quotes
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one of 526 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The last true punk band to get a major label contract was The Dickies.
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It hurts a lot when you cannot really comprehend what a person is saying in a meeting, or you don't…
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Nowadays, in the contract that actors sign, you have to agree that you're going to do a certain amount of…
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A friend told me about the casting notice for 'Queer Eye.' I was in Chicago and I had a contract…
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We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we…
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When I first came to New York I was a dancer, and a French record label offered me a recording…
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The Conservative Party is not honouring the commitment to Lords reform and, as a result, part of our contract has…
— Nick Clegg
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My mother encouraged me to be artistic. It was written in a contract at an early age that I would…
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When you accept a role in a pilot, you automatically sign up for five years. You think it's scary to…
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I had to get back to work. NBC has me under contract. The baby and I only have a verbal…
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Just give a drum roll, announce my name & I come out & sing. I have a contract that says…
— Tony Bennett
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When you authorised Congress to borrow money, and to contract debts, for carrying on the late war, you could not…
— David Ramsey
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