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Why Quotes by Dave Barry
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that…
- Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm…
- To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
- Albert Einstein, who discovered that a tiny amount of mass is equal to a huge amount of energy, which explains why, as Einstein himself so…
- You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
- My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over…
- Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.
- Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it…
- European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.
- It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large…
- You should definitely have a travel agent. Why go through all the hassle of dealing with airlines, hotels, and rental-car agencies yourself, only to see…
- If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered…
- We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is…
- If Peter was nine, and a new boy came to St. Norbert’s Home for Wayward Boys who said he was ten, why, then, Peter would…
- Why don’t you lift the end?†said Alf. “It’s me back, Alf,†complained Mack. “You know how it troubles me.†“No more than mine troubles…
- The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most…
- The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television,…
More Why Quotes
- Don't be selfish and tell me why you're unfollowing me so I can retweet it for the rest and we all can… — Nikhil Saluja
- If someone is mad at you and you have no idea why, that means they are crazy. Or a girl. — Nikhil Saluja
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I began writing at the age of 5, but there was a dark period between the ages of 8 and 16 when… — Margaret Atwood
- Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe it's because… — Superman
- You looked into my eyes and whispered that you wanted to be with me, all my heart wanted to do was say… — Superman
- That's why I began doing makeup in the first place: I was hoping that through helping people see the beauty in themselves,… — Kevyn Aucoin
- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes