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Why Quotes by Daniel Tosh
- I think if you're gonna get a tattoo, just get one: the words, 'I'm dumb.' That's it. That way in 10 years, when you go,…
- I have no idea why people want to watch puppets be the slightly meaner version of the weirdo holding them. It's beyond my comprehension.
- I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so…
- Maybe everyone doesn't deserve a 2nd chance. If I can be perfect why can't you?
- Romance works because ladies love dumb stuff and they are easily swayed by meaningless gestures. That's why all dudes have the same technique. It's called…
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- Why, I'd like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip. — Aristophanes