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Who Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life…
- Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they…
- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Somewhere it is written that parents who are critical of other people's children and publicly admit they can do better are asking for it.
- No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there…
- There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.
- Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
- A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
More Who Quotes
- The sad truth is that most evil is done by people who never make up their minds to be good or evil. — Hannah Arendt
- Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the street and then they can… — Hannah Arendt
- Action without a name, a who attached to it, is meaningless. — Hannah Arendt
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
- Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the air now… — Alexis Arguello
- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
- Sometimes people who want to understand Haiti from a political perspective may be missing part of the picture. They also need to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle
- He who hath many friends hath none. — Aristotle
- Misfortune shows those who are not really friends. — Aristotle