"There's something wrong with a mother who washes……" — Erma Bombeck
"There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it."
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251 Quotes by Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck has 251 quotes on this site.
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not…
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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I have walked into the palaces of kings and queens and into the houses of presidents. And much more. But…
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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I put hibiscus flower in every cup of tea I have. It's sweet, sexy, and cleansing.
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I wasn't as fit as I would of liked to have been, going to the World Cup, but I'm not…
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Better than any argument is to rise at dawn and pick dew-wet red berries in a cup.
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If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even…
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Life's enchanted cup sparkles near the brim.
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I believe we are still so innocent. The species are still so innocent that a person who is apt to…
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At the Cardiff World Cup I really would like to make the final. The favorites are still Peter, Daniele or…
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The water here in Cardiff is much easier than in London, so for us it is more relaxing paddling here.…
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