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Wells Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly,…
- It's time for me to give out an award to newly elected Majority Leader John Boehner. Mr. Boehner was elected just a few days ago…
- President Bush has embarked on an eight-day tour of the continent. He hopes this one goes better than the other ones he's made recently. Obviously…
- And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna say, 'Hey, that's…
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- The lead singer of Creed says he won’t endorse President Obama. Well that settles it -- Obama will not win the 1998 presidential election.
- You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
- I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well,…
- It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
- My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned but an idiot, ... So we said, `Let's give him a promotion.
- Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done. Except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam…
- Think books aren't scary? Well, think about this: You can't spell "Book" without "Boo!
More Wells Quotes
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. — Aristotle
- The ultimate end of human acts is eudaimonia, happiness in the sense of living well, which all men desire; all acts are… — Hannah Arendt
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- I am a free man. I do not need to copy Petrarca or Boccaccio. My own genius is enough. Let others worry… — Pietro Aretino
- Give a girl an education and introduce her properly into the world, and ten to one but she has the means of… — Jane Austen
- There is one topic peremptorily forbidden to all well-bred, to all rational mortals, namely, their distempers. If you have not slept or… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- No government can be maintained without the principle of fear as well as duty. Good men will obey the last, but bad… — Thomas Jefferson