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Jack Handey has 402 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I have to say.
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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: 'That guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. But they forget the negative side, which is…
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a…
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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I…
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a…
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you…
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A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each other, like…
— Rudolf Arnheim
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The proportion between the velocity with which men or animals move, and the weights they carry, is a matter of considerable importance,…
— Charles Babbage
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God hangs the greatest weights upon the smallest wires.
— Francis Bacon
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I occasionally go to the gym and I lift free weights, I don't use machines.
— Eric Bana
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I used to lift very heavy weights in my mid-twenties - I used to bench press over 300lb. The most I ever…
— Eric Bana
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Usually, if I'm coming to Europe, I'm on a boat for seven days, so I spend the seven days doing a bunch…
— Travis Barker
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Some people are born to lift heavy weights, some are born to juggle golden balls.
— Max Beerbohm
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You increase muscle bulk by training against resistance. For example, weights. And in ballet, this isn't the case.
— Deborah Bull
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