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Erma Bombeck has 262 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit…
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer…
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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No…
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I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman…
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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit…
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking,…
— Erma Bombeck
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If all your life means to you is water running over rocks, then photograph it, but I want to create something that…
— Minor White
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Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over,…
— Dennis Brown
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Patience is like ice cold water running through your veins, but our love will be immense
— Unknown Author
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I suppose like others I have come through fire and sword, love gone wrong, head-on crashes, drunk at sea, and I have…
— Charles Bukowski
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
— Bill Watterson
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With the supplies gathered, he went over to the stainless-steel sink and pressed the foot pedal to get the water running. While…
— J R Ward
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Striving to be the best must be like water running on the river,as a day 2 day live of our lyf tym
— Masibulele Phesa
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Striving to be the best must be like water running on tthe river in our life time.
— Masibulele Phesa
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