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- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
- You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
- I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
- I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
- I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
- I said this to my daughter, if you don't practice the guitar, when you get older you wouldn't be able to play it. It's that…
- I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
- When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
- I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
- When the Academy called, I panicked. I thought they might want their Oscars back and the pawn shop has been out of business for a…
- What if the worst is true? What if there's no God, and you only go around once, and that's it? Don't you want to be…
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the…
- The heart wants what it wants.
- I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
- I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
- It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
- In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
- I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
- The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
- I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens
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