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- It's interesting what former presidents do when they leave office. Bush is now working as a motivational speaker. And if you want to be motivated,…
- President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be…
- I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
- Newt Gingrich says he wants to get rid of Social Security. Who is more qualified to give this country financial advice than a guy who…
- Newt Gingrich wants to repeal child labor laws. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that we need to lead us into the 18th century.
- Newt Gingrich wants to build a colony on the Moon. OK, you say, but why? Well, he wants to be the first American to get…
- Mitt Romney is doing what he can. He's trying very hard. He wants to unite America, the rich with the wealthy, the poor with the…
- There's a turkey shortage. Are you aware of that fact? There's also a gravy shortage. It's up to $4 a gallon. Governor Chris Christie wants…
- A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know…
- But I was thinking about this, the Obamas want to adopt a stray dog from the pound. And I think that is admirable. I believe…
- Well, we're just a couple of weeks from new President Barack Obama being sworn in. And he's been very busy naming a lot of cabinet…
- Tip to out-of-town visitors. If you buy something here in New York and you want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk…
- New York is great though. If you?re here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of…
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