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Voting Quotes by David Letterman
- I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.
- I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon…
- I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
- I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
- I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect…
- I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
- I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away…
- I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the…
- I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their…
- The reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay billions for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our…
More Voting Quotes
- Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or… — Richard Armour
- The object is very clear in the fight against racism; you have reasons why you're opposed to it. But when you're writing… — Margaret Atwood
- I'm a registered Independent. But my brother says it's obvious that I'm a Republican sympathizer. Once I get in the voting booth,… — Stephen Baldwin
- Widespread use of online voting will create the potential for abuse that will make the problems inherent in e-voting pale in comparison. — Bob Barr
- I had the good fortune to be able to right an injustice that I thought was being heaped on young people by… — Birch Bayh
- Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. — John Quincy Adams
- Whether we and our politicians know it or not, Nature is party to all our deals and decisions, and she has more… — Wendell Berry
- I'm totally down with insurrection in the street. I've had a great time with that over the years. Insurrection in the voting… — Jello Biafra
- Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country. — Ambrose Bierce
- Suffrage, noun. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege… — Ambrose Bierce
- In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this… — Lewis Black
- Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection. — Neal Boortz