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Groucho Marx has 304 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: we…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and tighten those…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
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If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor.
— Groucho Marx
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I wear tinted visor not to trick other players, but so hot girls in stands don't see me looking at them
— Alexander Ovechkin
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Typical of most French guys in our league with a visor on, running around and playing tough and not back anything up.
— Sean Avery
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Honestly, if a girl's wearing, like, a Gucci shirt with a Gucci belt and a purse and a visor, that's not cute…
— Kreayshawn
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Not me," said Orion cheerily. "I'm just a teenager with hormones running wild. And may I say ,young fairy lady, they're running…
— Eoin Colfer
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I flipped down the visor so I could check myself in the mirror, and something small and heavy dropped into my lap.…
— James Patterson
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He can't decide whether to leave his visor half open or half closed.
— Murray Walker
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Guys!! important news: I'm bringing the visor back and I don't care who makes fun of me.
— Jenna Dewan Tatum
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