"If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't……" — Groucho Marx
"If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much - just an occasional sun visor."
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287 Quotes by Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx has 287 quotes on this site.
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Home is where you hang your head.
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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
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How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.
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Many years ago I chased a woman for almost two years, only to discover that her tastes were exactly like…
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Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
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Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy…
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I know, I know - you're a woman who's had a lot of tough breaks. Well, we can clean and…
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I've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
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[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the…
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More Dressed Quotes
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one of 844 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other…
— William Henry Ashley
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For better or ill, I was very heavily influenced by men I knew who always dressed formally.
— Alec Baldwin
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I eat cheese and salami and a lot of fried chicken. I eat a big bag of oatmeal-raisin cookies every…
— Ellen Barkin
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If I was a woman, I would be dressed in the same thing for a month and just change my…
— Manolo Blahnik
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In college, I think I probably positioned myself as an aspiring writer, meaning I dressed sort of extravagantly and adopted…
— Anthony Bourdain
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Being in front of a camera, in a nice dress, getting all dressed up, is extreme. There's a lot of…
— Sandra Bullock
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I'm a mom, so I have to be comfortable. Jeans are a staple - I have way too many in…
— Candace Cameron
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To go to the synagogue with one's father on the Passover eve - is there in the world a greater…
— Sholom Aleichem
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I was reading William Shawcross's biography of the Queen Mother, dressed in my witch outfit! And you know what? It…
— Helena Bonham Carter
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I had no idea of the character. But the moment I was dressed, the clothes and the make-up made me…
— Charlie Chaplin
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I dressed up as a veterinarian for a Halloween costume party. I had the lab coat. I got a couple…
— Tracy Chapman
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I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.
— Cher
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