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- Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
- It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
- Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
- Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down…
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they are.
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