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- People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people…
- You know when you see a mother someplace just melting down on her kid? She's like, 'Shut up, I hate you, you're ugly!'... Any parents…
- I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward.
- I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash.
- There's no real preparing at home for stand-up. You just go and you just do it.
- You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.'
- For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I'm making plenty of money.
- I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up.
- I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little…
- I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then…
- Comedians work great as actors because they're good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything's going really…
- When you write from your gut and let the stuff stay flawed and don't let anybody tell you to make it better, it can end…
- Gay men have to go through something to own their - who they are. They get beat up. They get ostracized. Whatever they go through,…
- Oh, I love stand-up.
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