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Unless Quotes by Dave Barry
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
- Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging…
- Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go…
- The central point of this final chapter is that - follow my logic carefully here - unless you die, you will continue to get older.…
- Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which…
- Japan has a low crime rate, unless you count the fact that approximately every fifteen minutes the entire Cabinet gets indicted for taking bribes.
- The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your money. So unless you have pond silt for brains,…
- You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success. You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits…
- Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
- We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little…
More Unless Quotes
- Lao Tsu always points a finger directly to us. He says we must begin with ourselves. It's impossible to bring order into… — Frederick Lenz
- 'Unless U Speak From Heart, U Can't Touch Anyones's Heart 'If U Have Choice, Choose The Best But.. If U Have No… — Ritu Ghatourey
- But if nothing but soul, or in soul mind, is qualified to count, it is impossible for there to be time unless… — Aristotle
- I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as it is. — Fred Armisen
- People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile. — David Attenborough
- Before the Civil War, Canada was at the top of the underground railroad. If you made it into Canada, you were safe… — Margaret Atwood
- It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's paper's, and… — Paul Auster
- I will never say never, but I will say never to doing the more typical romantic comedies. You know, unless I'm getting… — Christian Bale