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Two Quotes by Rita Rudner
- When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.
- It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry…
- My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
- They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.
- My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.
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