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Two Quotes by Louis C. K.
- The part that's difficult is being single, at 41, after 10 years of marriage and two kids. That's like having a bunch of money in…
- Every year white people add 100 years to how long ago slavery was. I've heard educated white people say, 'slavery was 400 years ago.' No…
- You can figure out how bad a person you are by how soon after September 11th you masturbated, like how long you waited... and for…
- Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two.
- When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a…
- Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
- There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the…
- I thought for like five years that when you have sex, you come and one of your balls comes out. That's what I thought happened,…
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