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Truth Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not the president. ... This past…
- Truthiness is what you want the facts to be as opposed to what the facts are. What feels like the right answer as opposed to…
- We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
- Every night on my show, The Colbert Report, I speak straight from the gut, okay? I give people the truth, unfiltered by rational argument. I…
- I deliver my Truth hot and hard.
- In order to maintain an untenable position, you have to be actively ignorant. One motto on the show is, 'Keep your facts, I'm going with…
- They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
- All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.
- Knock Knock. Who's there? The Truth. No joke.
- I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.
- There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch taffy, and that just makes it more delicious.
- Apply Truth liberally to the inflamed area.
- I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.
- Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.
- Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
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- Plato is dear to me, but dearer still is truth. — Aristotle
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