"Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth." — Stephen Colbert
"Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth."
—
Stephen Colbert
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
321 Quotes by Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has 321 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
-
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today?…
-
Make no mistake - they're coming for our guns. And we freedom-loving gun lovers are totally defenseless! Other than, you…
-
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and…
-
Yes, Dr. King is pro-gun just as surely as Jesus would be pro-nails.
-
If it's called the USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday?
-
I welcome opposing viewpoints, but I should warn you that you'll be facing off against the 2nd-place finisher at the…
-
Al Gore has a hit movie called 'An Inconvenient Truth.' I have an inconvenient truth for him: you're still not…
-
First, [in high school], I smoked a lot of pot...and that's how I got to know the people 'half in'…
-
If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.
-
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it…
-
Young girls are obsessed with having a thigh gap. I blame the impossible body standards set by Spongebob.
See all 321 quotes by Stephen Colbert »
More Facts Quotes
This quote is filed under Facts Quotes,
one of 12,818 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
No cause is left but the most ancient of all, the one, in fact, that from the beginning of our…
— Hannah Arendt
-
Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact…
— Giorgio Armani
-
I sort of enjoy the fact that I'm misunderstood most of the time. That's fine.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
-
Ironically, the first thing that appealed to me about Islam was its pluralism. The fact that the Koran praises all…
— Karen Armstrong
-
When we speak the word 'life,' it must be understood we are not referring to life as we know it…
— Antonin Artaud
-
Apart from the fact that your physical ability starts to decline, I also think someone in their fifties being childlike…
— Rowan Atkinson
-
I can mention many moments that were unforgettable and revelatory. But the most single revelatory three minutes was the first…
— David Attenborough
-
In fact, I thought that Christianity was very a good and a very valuable thing for us. But after a…
— Chinua Achebe
-
I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this…
— David Attenborough
-
In the old days... it was a basic, cardinal fact that producers didn't have opinions. When I was producing natural…
— David Attenborough
-
I'm a strict, strict agnostic. It's very different from a casual, 'I don't know.' It's that you cannot present as…
— Margaret Atwood
-
It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
See all 12,818 Facts Quotes »