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• I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox…
• You know what my theory is? Accept me or go to hell.
• I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect,…
• Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
• Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.
• I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, 'They'll be another one floating by any minute now.'
• What do Japanese Jews love to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
• Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.
• If they'd wanted a nice parrot, they wouldn't have asked for me.
• I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.
• I predict one of these two teams will win the Super Bowl.
• You never know what people will choose to be offended by.

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