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Tip Quotes by Dave Barry
- Print neatly. That's the kind of advice that the IRS considers a "dynamite" tax tip. If you ask them a real tax question, such as…
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
- Spain travel tip: If bathroom genders are indicated by flamingos, the boy flamingo is the one with a hat. I learned this the hard way.
More Tip Quotes
- It's a great beauty tip, if you ever want to look five years younger, to shave off your eyebrows. It's amazing what… — Malin Akerman
- The dropout crisis is just the tip of an iceberg. What it doesn't count are all the kids who are in school… — Ken Robinson
- Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. — Hubert de Givenchy
- I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg
- I don't like live television, the only tip I have is just pray. — Lana Del Rey
- The essence of a sculpture must enter on tip-toe, as light as animal footprints on snow. — Hans Arp
- When it comes to your life's work, you can't take yourself too seriously. Even Jesus had an occasional joke with the boys,… — Deacon Jones
- The increase in straight-ticket party voting in recent years means that competitive congressional races can tip one way or the other depending… — Thomas E. Mann