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- The next time someone gets in my face to fight, I'll show them pictures on my phone of an ant I once… — Nikhil Saluja
- ...every time someone dies as a result of floods in Bangladesh, an airline executive should be dragged out of his office and… — George Monbiot
- Every time someone ends a prayer in the Western world they say Amen - that is the name of an Egyptian god… — Whitley Strieber
- I shrivel up every time someone mentions Star Wars to me. — Alec Guinness
- There's a simple way to look at gender: Once upon a time, someone drew a line in the sans of culture and… — Kate Bornstein
- The next time someone asks for your opinion, and you know it’s contrary to that person’s viewpoint, take the risk of putting… — Lois P Frankel
- Of course, every time someone does a story on plastic surgery, my name will be dragged up. I've made it safe for… — Greta Van Susteren
- Any time anyone says anything nice about me, whether it's Lady Gaga or your neighbor, it's a nice feeling, I'm very grateful… — Gary Numan