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• But however secure and well-regulated civilized life may become, bacteria, Protozoa, viruses, infected fleas, lice, ticks, mosquitoes, and bedbugs will always lurk… — Hans Zinsser
• While the nature of Texas fever is by no means made clear as yet, we are able to affirm that ticks can… — Theobald Smith
• So the crew fly on with no thought that they are in motion. Like night over the sea, they are very far… — Antoine de Saint-Exupery
• Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional. — Edward Abbey
• Politics /n/: from 'poly ticks', short for 'many small bloodsucking insects'. — Henry Spencer
• Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the women for a cigarette on the… — Amy Hempel
• I want to build a clock that ticks once a year. The century hand advances once every one hundred years, and the… — Danny Hillis
• I don't want to be daft and say I had some spiritual awakening or something, but I really did come of age… — Melanie Chisholm

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