Throw One Quotes by Jack Handey

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• If it is necessary, omit one bridge over the river, go round a little there, and throw one arch at least over… — Henry David Thoreau
• If you guys throw one more shoe or one more coin, I'm just going to leave my guitar next to my amp… — Kurt Cobain
• Plan to throw one (implementation) away; you will, anyhow. — Fred Brooks
• If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll… — Jack Handey
• The management question, therefore, is not whether to build a pilot system and throw it away. You will do that. Hence plan… — Fred Brooks
• In making theories, always keep a window open so that you can throw one out if necessary. — Bela Lugosi
• If you throw one stone, it’s a punishable offence. If 1,000 stones are thrown, it’s political action. If you set a car… — Ulrike Meinhof
• I love bold, colorful party dresses because they don't need accessories. Just throw one on and you're done. — Cat Deeley

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