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Best Them Quotes by Green Monk
- Listen closely when your kiddo tell you their dreams. Just puke on them when they laugh.
- Don't solve all your problems today. Be sure to avoid or ignore them later!
- If you can't beat them, join them. It's much easier to beat them once they think you're on the same side.
- When a human being trips I laugh at them. When I drop my phone my heart skips a beat. That sums up everything you need…
- Get to know someone before judging them. It's much easier to judge once you have more information.
- Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them.
- Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos.
- I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.
- My girlfriends are my most valuable possessions, thats why I keep them locked up in closet.
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