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Take Quotes by Louis C. K.
- Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old? Take it on!
- People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a bunch of people…
- Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will give it to…
- When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day…
- You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that. Life isn't something that you possess,…
- I love being divorced. Every year has been better than the last. By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody,…
- I read something in the paper that really confused me the other day. It said that 80 percent of the people in New York are…
- Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.
- I did a show in New Jersey in the auditorium of a technical high school ... Technical high school, that's where dreams are narrowed down.…
- I ate too much and masturbated too recently, you know? It's bad to like jerk off and run out the door, 'cause you run into…
- Comedians and Feminists are natural enemies. Because stereotypically speaking, feminists can't take a joke and comedians can't take criticism.
- Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness.
- When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
- You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling [unsure] and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and…
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