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Table Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- I'm at an age where I think more about food than I do about sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room…
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my…
- I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
More Table Quotes
- I was always interested in French poetry sort of as a sideline to my own work, I was translating contemporary French poets.… — Paul Auster
- Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral laws are written on the table of eternity. — Lord Acton
- Well, capitalism is going to grow and grow. The nature of it is that the guy who has the most poker chips… — Simon Baker
- Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt. — Lucille Ball
- All of my judges will want to welcome every child into the world, give them a place at the table. — Gary Bauer
- I wasn't just pro-choice, I was pro-everything, until I started taking everything off the table and began looking at things and asking… — Glenn Beck
- People who insist on telling their dreams are among the terrors of the breakfast table. — Max Beerbohm
- There are advantages to being a star though - you can always get a table in a full restaurant. — Ingrid Bergman
- Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all… — Joe Biden
- Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is… — Ambrose Bierce
- It's important for me who is at the table with me; the moment when everyone speaks to each other and everyone listens.… — Andrea Bocelli