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Suicidal Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- What a dog I got, he found out we look alike, so he killed himself.
- I told my doctor I wonna stop aging, he gave me a gun!
- Last week I told my psychiatrist, 'I keep thinking about suicide', and he told me from now I have to pay in advance.
- My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.
- I remember I was so depressed I was going to jump out a window on the tenth floor; they sent a priest up to talk…
- I was an ugly kid; when I was born, after the doctor cut the cord, he hung himself.
More Suicidal Quotes
- To run away from trouble is a form of cowardice and, while it is true that the suicide braves death, he does… — Aristotle
- My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. — Roseanne Barr
- Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet that did not commit… — John Adams
- Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. — John Quincy Adams
- Our real blessings often appear to us in the shape of pains, losses and disappointments; but let us have patience and we… — Joseph Addison
- By the time I was 30, nobody would work with me. I was friendless, I was hopeless, I was suicidal, lost my… — Glenn Beck
- At the heart of banking is a suicidal strategy. Banks take money from the public or each other on call, skim it… — James Buchan
- Suicidal violence is not the exclusive property of the Muslim world. Suicide bombings were a tactic of nationalist struggles in 19th-century Europe… — James Buchan
- My death will be caused by morphine, which I have deliberately taken with suicidal intent. — Alex Campbell
- Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho
- It is not worth the bother of killing yourself, since you always kill yourself too late. — Emile M. Cioran
- The obsession with suicide is characteristic of the man who can neither live nor die, and whose attention never swerves from this… — Emile M. Cioran