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Such Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of…
- Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday…
- There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention…
- There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
- I just knew it was time to leave that thing where it was. Even though I still occasionally think about it, I still think I…
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- We must have a theme, a goal, a purpose in our lives. If you don't know where you're aiming, you don't have… — Mary Kay Ash
- These people were well dressed in skins, had some guns, but armed generally with bows and arrows and such other instruments of… — William Henry Ashley
- I don't believe in personal immortality; the only way I expect to have some version of such a thing is through my… — Isaac Asimov
- We don't have sources who are dissidents on other sources. Should they come forward, that would be a tricky situation for us.… — Julian Assange