Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

If you're stupid enough to whiff, you should be smart enough to forget it. — Arnold Palmer
There's no such thing as 'hard sell' and 'soft sell.' There's only 'smart sell' and 'stupid sell.' — Leo Burnett
God! How men of letters are stupid. — Napoleon Bonaparte
The stupid speak of the past, the wise of the present, and fools of the future. — Napoleon Bonaparte
Dalmatians are not only superior to other dogs, they are like all dogs, infinitely less stupid than men. — Eugene O'Neill
One great mistake made by intelligent people is to refuse to believe that the world is as stupid as it is. — Claudine Guerin de Tencin
The only saving grace of the present is that it's too damned stupid to question the past very closely. — H P Lovecraft
The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid… — Michael Moore
The reason I moved to California the first time was to build the Cobra. I thought it was stupid to have a 1918 taxicab engine… — Carroll Shelby
He lives to build, not boast, a generous race; No tenth transmitter of a foolish face. — Richard Savage
If you want to play the game and win, you've got to play 'full out.' You've got to be willing to feel stupid, and you've… — Tony Robbins
To think that God is compassionate is a terrible mistake. To think that God is wrathful is equally stupid. God isn't emotional. You are. To… — Frederick Lenz
The reason for not going out and sinning all you like is the same as the reason for not going out and putting your nose… — Robert Farrar Capon
Being twenty-something is all about taking it in: eating it, drinking it, and spitting out the seeds later. It's about being fearless, and stupid, and… — Jodie Foster
"Don't be stupid!" is excellent advice. — Amy Dickinson
Do not blame God for your stupid decisions. — Laura Schlessinger
Don't waste my time- I'm not stupid, and I'm not gullible. — Laura Schlessinger
Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on. — Laura Schlessinger
You're suppose to sit on your ass and nod at stupid things. — Warren Zevon
I think for my parents it was like "A Boy Named Sue," the Johnny Cash song. A guy named Sue tries to track down his… — Domhnall Gleeson
Terence, this is stupid stuff: You eat your victuals fast enough; There can't be much amiss, 'tis clear, To see the rate you drink your… — A. E. Housman
I don't want to lose ever. I don't want to lose at anything. I want to make weight faster than the guy that I'm fighting… — Daniel Cormier
I wish I could take back every interview. Over and over again, I read them later, and either I'm misquoted or I said something stupid.… — Chloe Sevigny
I believe intelligence and fear are very close together. Guys who say they are not afraid of anything, they are stupid. They are silly to… — Rickson Gracie
We are all selfish, scared and stupid. — Kieran Flanagan

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