Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

As Albert Einstein once said to me: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." But what is much more widespread than the actual… — Frederick Salomon Perls
I saw something stupid in the paper today. A new alarm clock that makes no noise. It's for people who don't like loud noises. Instead,… — Jay Leno
My reflection, when I first made myself master of the central idea of the 'Origin', was, 'How extremely stupid not to have thought of that!' — Thomas Huxley
But space travel can't ease the pressure on a planet grown too crowded not even with today's ships and probably not with any future ships-because… — Robert A. Heinlein
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too. — Frank Zappa
The true reason of Ms. Rice's attack against Russia is very simple. Condoleezza Rice is a very cruel, offended woman who lacks men's attention. Releasing… — Vladimir Zhirinovsky
Misery is evil; quarreling, a misfortune. There is only one possibility of avoiding both: a clear division of society. [Otherwise] the strong tyrannize the weak,… — Xunzi
You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one. — Christina, Queen of Sweden
Most of the Michelle Bachmanns and Mitt Romneys who say such terrible things about us actually is a positive force, because it allows sensible people… — Larry Kramer
As every scuba diver knows, panic is your worst enemy: when it hits, your mind starts to thrash and you are likely to do something… — Daniel Dennett
I enjoy popularisation and I think I'm reasonably good at it. I also think it's a duty. It's just so pedagogically stupid to forget how… — Terry Eagleton
For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal. — Carl Bernstein
Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell their horns. — Rutger Hauer
When a book comes out I wonder if one person will buy it. It's agony. Of course it's stupid, but it's agony. — Jeffrey Archer
People are just so stupid. — Anna Nicole Smith
Spike Lee is obviously more stupid than anyone can be by accident. — Dick Armey
Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody. — Anne Heche
I love escaping into character. It's a chance to try on people that you wouldn't be brave or stupid enough to be in real life. — Andrea Corr
I'm only a stupid filmmaker. — Roland Emmerich
I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think… — Shane Black
I don't hide or play stupid games. — Demian Bichir
One wants to think that - and this is really a stupid thought - that through your art or whatever you do as an actor… — Demian Bichir
I think I'm prouder of 'The Victim' than anything else, just because, if nothing else, it doesn't look silly, it doesn't look stupid. It holds… — Michael Biehn
When I was young I used to smother myself with olive oil mixed with a dash of vinegar to keep the flies away and lay… — Stephanie Beacham
To observe a profoundly stupid individual can be very enriching, and that's why we should never feel contempt for them. — Claude Chabrol

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