Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of… — Jaimie Alexander
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. — Robbie Coltraine
The first complaint we hear from everyone is: 'Why would I want to join this stupid useless thing and know what my brother's eating for… — Jack Dorsey
The only thing that I'm not willing to do is really stupid, horribly written sitcoms. It can be tempting during pilot season time, but I… — Ari Graynor
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. — Joaquin Andujar
I'm young but I'm not stupid. — Abby Elliott
Some movies, I think, present ideas of the world that just don't help people with their lives. They just present things that are fleeting or… — Alden Ehrenreich
I've got a 27-inch waist. Before, I was stupid smaller. Finding clothes in the South was impossible. — Justin Townes Earle
I might be stupid to think love is love, but I do. — Aimee Mann
I used to believe in the pretty pictures that were all around me, but now I know for sure that I was stupid. — Madonna Ciccone
A data structure is just a stupid programming language. — Bill Gosper
They may be stupid, but they sure are fun. — Todd Rundgren
Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun. — Frank Zappa
The game of speculation is the most uniformly fascinating game in the world. But it is not a game for the stupid, the mentally lazy,… — Jesse Lauriston Livermore
Were you always such a stubborn, blind, obtuse girl?" "Are you calling me stupid?" "Yes, but in a more poetic way!" "Well, here's a poem… — Colleen Houck
It's not that I'm stupid. I just don't think sometimes. — Colin Farrell
You can only be stupid when you're young. — Peter Gallagher
There's more to life than being an actor in a Hollywood movie. I'm not going to adapt my life after that existence, where a lot… — Zach Galifianakis
The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America. — Michel Houellebecq
I quite enjoy cooking but I'm not consistent. I can't follow the recipe book. If something goes well, I'll never make it again, which is… — Rebecca Hall
I used to have the most visceral response to having my photo taken. I felt like instantly bursting into tears and running out of the… — Rebecca Hall
I just want people to see that I do my own stuff, that I'm not stupid, and I can make fun of myself. — Utada Hikaru
If you're buying an album because of the face on it, you're stupid. — Enrique Iglesias
It sounds kind of stupid, but I've never not wanted to be a musician. It's been inside me since I was little so I don't… — Zola Jesus
I think I did a lot of really stupid stuff really quickly in my twenties and that sort of led me to want to sort… — Jemima Kirke

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