Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

You can't hold the record forever, and I know that. I'm not stupid. — Janet Jackson
We enter parliament in order to supply ourselves, in the arsenal of democracy, with its own weapons. If democracy is so stupid as to give… — Joseph Goebbels
The Jews have never been ashamed of being Jews, whereas homosexuals have been stupid enough to be ashamed of their homosexuality. — Rainer Werner Fassbinder
Stupid people do make me lose my temper and most people are stupid, fortunately for me. It's made it easier for me to make a… — Albert Gubay
In movies, you get to explore parts of yourself that in real life, people shy away from, like looking stupid or embarrassing yourself or getting… — Jess Weixler
Here is my theory on this one. If you write things down, if there is a mystery and you try and explain it, once you've… — Joey Santiago
It was pretty good. Even the music was nice. — Yogi Berra
Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken. — Yogi Berra
I think "immoral" is probably the wrong word to use...I prefer the word "unethical." — Ivan Boesky
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand. — Duffy Daugherty
I find it interesting how we get carried away by the dogma a-la-mode. — Lincoln Diaz-Balart
It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor. — Zsa Zsa Gabor
This book has too much plot and not enough story. — Samuel Goldwyn
You've got to take the sour with the bitter. — Samuel Goldwyn
If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right? — Samuel Goldwyn
All of the Mets' road wins against Los Angeles this year have been at Dodger Stadium. — Ralph Kiner
I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session. — Gib Lewis
This is unparalyzed in the state's history. — Gib Lewis
It is beyond my apprehension. — Danny Ozark
At present there are such goings-on that everything is at a standstill. — Boyle Roche
P.S. If you do not receive this, of course it must have been miscarried; therefore I beg you to write and let me know. — Boyle Roche
Oh, I don't object, of course, to cutting wood from necessity, but why destroy the forests? The woods of Russia are trembling under the blows… — Anton Chekhov
We've got a pretty close family. Just ended fourteen years of travel hockey with two boys. My daughter was always a part of that. So… — Jeff Daniels
I went to school, and I remember that you had to do these tests to find out what set you're in - how clever you… — Kit Harington
I've never had that concern of thinking of myself as stupid. — John Travolta

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