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Stomach Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- I've got butterflies in my stomach... because I ate a cocoon quesadilla!
- Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
- The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.
More Stomach Quotes
- I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row… — Drew Barrymore
- It's no fun to protest on an empty stomach. — Michael Bloomberg
- An army marches on its stomach. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can't stomach his public persona. I don't like his casual racism and casual misogyny. — Jo Brand
- If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. — Marlon Brando
- Never try to negotiate with anyone after he or she has eaten. People are best persuaded on an empty stomach. And forget… — Joyce Brothers
- The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions. — Samuel Butler
- I always run in the morning on an empty stomach, and I'll go through a bottle and a half of water. Then… — Drew Carey