Smacked Quotes by Dennis Miller

More Smacked Quotes

Popular Smacked quotes from across the collection:

• I don't tend to do much with my lips. My lips are naturally very pink, so if I add any more colour,… — Kate Beckinsale
• The punt returner got smacked like Nancy Kerrigan's knee on souvenir pipe night. — Dennis Miller
• Mars has been flown by, orbited, smacked into, radar examined, and rocketed onto, as well as bounced upon, rolled over, shoveled, drilled… — Buzz Aldrin
• Women are mad at me. A girl came up to me on the street and she almost smacked me. Like, ‘How could… — Ryan Gosling
• So I was smacked up on the Prime Minister's jet – big deal. — Will Self
• I don’t mind getting smacked on the chin. I just don’t want to get nibbled to death. There’s a difference. — John Steinbeck
• I made a Christmas album a couple of years ago and just put it out on my Web site. It kind of… — Suzy Bogguss
• I grew up in a Caribbean family household, so the parents are always right. My father smacked me up til I was… — Wyclef Jean
• One night, I was chatting with a group of 16-year-old girls over a few drinks about a name for the record store… — Richard Branson
• I was wholly unprepared for the extraordinary attitude of the medical world in its readiness to condemn anything that smacked of reform… — Elizabeth Kenny
• I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson. — Redman
• My mother used to tell this corny story about how the doctor smacked me on the behind when I was born and… — Kathy Bates

See all Smacked Quotes »