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Sloth Quotes by Phyllis Diller
- I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."
- Everybody knows how much time Fang spends in bed. A local store that gives a 30 days' trial on mattresses gives Fang only 15 days.
- Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
- Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.
- Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
- When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.
- Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
- Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
More Sloth Quotes
- The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- We combat obstacles in order to get repose, and when got, the repose is insupportable. — Henry Adams
- Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree. — Ambrose Bierce
- Oh yes, there's lots of great food in America. But the fast food is about as destructive and evil as it gets.… — Anthony Bourdain
- Sloth, like rust, consumes faster than labor wears, while the used key is always bright. — Benjamin Franklin
- Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. — Mignon McLaughlin
- The Slothful do not have the time to become virtuous or despicable. — Henry David Thoreau
- The slothful are always ready to engage in idle talk of what will be done tomorrow, and every day after. — John Lyly