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Shut Quotes by Green Monk
- This time of year is tough on many people. Help'em out by shouting SHUT UP as often as possible.
- I have one of those open and shut marriages. My pants are always open and my wife's are always shut.
- Unless you know the whole situation and know FACTS...keep your mouth shut!
- If you're not into Oral Sex... Then keep your mouth shut..
- Two whales walked into a bar. One said, Weeeeeeeee-ooooooooo-uuuuuuuuuu-hhhh. The other whale said, Shut up, Steve. You're drunk!
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- I was the shyest human ever invented, but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up! — Ingrid Bergman
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- It's got too much hard work slapping them and telling them to shut up. — Jo Brand
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