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Should Quotes by Erma Bombeck
- My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares.…
- In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
- If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
- House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.
- Every puppy should have a boy.
- ... it's simply wrong to always order [kids] to stop that fighting. There are times when one child is simply defending his rights and damned…
- Men who have a thirty-six-tele vised-football- games-a- week-habit should be declared legally dead and their estates probated.
- Babies should enjoy the freedom to vocalize whether it be in church, a public meeting place, during a movie, or after hours when the lights…
- I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby...
- It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.
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- It is just that we should be grateful, not only to those with whose views we may agree, but also to those… — Aristotle
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- It's our hearts and brains that we should exercise more often. You can put on all the makeup you want, but it… — Kevyn Aucoin
- The alliance should agree... to an effective NATO role against the new threats presented by international terrorism and weapons of mass destruction. — Jose Maria Aznar
- I would not suggest the U.S. should sit down with the North Koreans bilaterally immediately after they've fired missiles - because the… — Richard Armitage
- It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then. — Richard Armour
- I'm substantially concerned about the policy directions of the space agency. We have a situation in the U.S. where the White House… — Neil Armstrong
- That said, the question remains: how to strike the balance between free speech and mutual respect in this mixed-up world, both blessed… — Timothy Garton Ash
- The test for whether or not you can hold a job should not be the arrangement of your chromosomes. — Bella Abzug
- If I were to say, 'God, why me?' about the bad things, then I should have said, 'God, why me?' about the… — Arthur Ashe