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Section Quotes by George Carlin
- I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
- In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
- Isn’t making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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