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School Quotes by Jack Handey
- When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a…
- If you had a school for professional fireworks people, I don't think you could cover fuses in just one class. It's just too rich a…
- I hope in the future Americans are thought of as a warlike, vicious people, because I bet a lot of high schools would pick "Americans"…
- If they ever come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.
- I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, but they don't know I'm using blanks.
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