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Saying Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics. Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching…
- I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval rating. But guys like us, we don't pay attention to…
- Cynics always say no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes.
- There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.…
- People are constantly saying, 'How's it feel to have such an impact?' I just want to be funny. I'm a comedian, not a political thinker.…
More Saying Quotes
- Having the love of your life break up with you and say we can still be friends is like your dog dying… — Superman
- The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are suitable or… — Teresa of Avila
- Putting on weight is easy all the way through. But after the first couple of weeks, the novelty wears off very quickly,… — Christian Bale
- When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr
- I praticed making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that… — Jim Carrey
- He first selected the smallest one...and then bowed his head as though he were saying grace. Opening his mouth very wide, he… — William Makepeace Thackeray
- One lie about God which we have heard said on T.V. is when someone says God made a mistake. We must not… — Babloo
- Sometimes we lose someone by saying I love you, But more often we lose someone by fearing to say, I Love you. — Anurag Prakash Ray